Dree jud pigs lay unner a wall A stwun vell down An kilt um all.
A big jud 'oss cum gallopin' by Kick'd a bline mon right'n the eye Kick'd um drow a nine inch wall Into a dry ditch and drown't um all.
The Queen's English version is:
Three dead pigs lay under a wall A stone fell down And killed them all.
A big dead horse came galloping by Kicked a blind man right in the eye Kicked them through a nine inch wall. Into a dry ditch and drowned them all.
Do any others share this memory or know of a longer version?
– G Davis, Cinderford.